hungry ted

when a guy eats a woman's freshly used tampon

sally said to ted there is no sanitary napkin disposal can you give me a hungry ted?

by urban def. October 24, 2015

Hungry Pilgrim

A sexual act involving a man and a woman. For several months, the man masturbates into a jar, filling the jar to the brim. Before executing the Hungry Pilgrim, the man empties the jar into a turkey baster. On the end of this turkey baster, the man affixes a dildo with a hole through the center, so that semen can travel out through the dildo. He then leaves the turkey baster under his bed. When the couple copulates, just after the man finishes, he takes the turkey baster out from under the bed and starts fucking the woman with it while emptying the turkey baster into her, filling her with several months worth of semen.

"Yeah I gave my woman the Hungry Pilgrim last night and she ended up calling the police."

by TheHungryPilgrim July 1, 2012

Ball Hungry

The condition of a player when they obsessively chase after, pursue, or possess the ball in a game.

If Abram wasn't so ball hungry, we'd be able to score more

by Katorea July 22, 2020

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

mouth hungry

When your mouth is craving certain flavors but your stomach is not hungry.

"Dude I just ate but my mouth definitely wants to try that."
"Bruh, you're mouth hungry."

Suzy got really fat because she's so mouth hungry.

by Naz-a-tron October 10, 2014

Hungry Mosquito

When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.

I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.

by Zap Rowsdowerrr January 8, 2009

Hole Hungry

When a man is so desparate for sex that he tries it on with every woman he meets

"Check J out, he's jumping about this club like a hole hungry tyrant!"

by Clinto84 August 3, 2012