when after a very heavy night of drinking you wake up surrounded by destruction in a place you cant recognize, with ripped clothes or completely nude.
"Dude john went hulk last night he slammed a fifth and a half.he did a body slam into a table and thats the last i saw of him, he texted me earlier that he woke up in the middle of a pre school two towns over butt naked."
by mtb44 May 28, 2012
by UCE April 18, 2015
by Jimisjam November 26, 2017
One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...
Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"
by Badoge May 18, 2016
The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.
General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
by doyleem2 June 22, 2012
Go Hulk (GOE-hullck)
To grab someone by the ankles and smash their face or head, depending on the way they grab the ankles, into the ground several times—at least three—by whipping their body above the head and back down on the ground so their head or face smashes first, followed by their body going limp, paralysis, and if done correctly, immediate death. This is then followed by petting a small furry animal as if you’ve done nothing wrong and walking away with your head held high.
To grab someone by the ankles and smash their face or head, depending on the way they grab the ankles, into the ground several times—at least three—by whipping their body above the head and back down on the ground so their head or face smashes first, followed by their body going limp, paralysis, and if done correctly, immediate death. This is then followed by petting a small furry animal as if you’ve done nothing wrong and walking away with your head held high.
Amanda - “hey, do you guys wanna snort some aspirin I crushed up to look like drugs?”
A few minutes later...
Jenny - “why is Amanda dead?”
Jeff - “she offered me fake drugs and I had no choice but to go hulk on her.”
A few minutes later...
Jenny - “why is Amanda dead?”
Jeff - “she offered me fake drugs and I had no choice but to go hulk on her.”
by Ken1plus2 March 19, 2019