a david is an amazing dude who has a beautiful heavenly voice has a ton of friends and has the perfect body and will do anything when it comes to love and really opens up when around trusty friends and is perfect when it comes to kissing
"Oh man that David is hot he kissed me perfectly howdoes he do it. I wish every other man was like David"
by The Dicipated ChildTtttttttttt May 14, 2018
A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
by Follower of David January 10, 2020
by dora lopez March 18, 2010
A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.
blonde, and tall.
by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 17, 2011
A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.
by FirearmsPimp November 11, 2008
a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
by alphateam123 February 08, 2019
David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019