Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 29, 2014

Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.

Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?

by Ihavethesewipes January 31, 2021

bell and crown

where a man gyrates on the crown of someones head from behind, then coming over the other person's forehead. thus, resulting in a 'veil'.

"last night he bell and crowned me, that veil went down to my chin"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

Pounding Crown

Smashing/crushing pussy. Preferably, random pussy.

Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.

by robbiet8765 April 24, 2010

jah crown

1. to be high or stoned from marijuana(usually involving a more mental high)

jake:"dude take a hit"
tyler:"thanks bro"
jake:"yeah no problem... you wearing jah crown?"
tyler:"yeah man I'm feeling jah crown."
Jake:"chee"

by Chronicinhaler May 17, 2013

crown jewels

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.

he got kicked in the crown jewels

by chow yung fat June 25, 2003

brown crown

synonym for first-time anal sex

Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.

by a lex July 29, 2006