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Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.
Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.
by Ekaven April 13, 2010
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testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.
Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.
Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .
by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008
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testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts
Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.
by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009
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Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"
by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005
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Testicularitis

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while
Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!
by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006
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Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
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