telebrick

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

Tele-pwned

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"

by Gustafae October 3, 2008

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

tele-dodonicks

An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.

tele-dodonicks, as shown in the film Pacific Rim.

by grawlee May 24, 2013

Telaly

A typo made my the instagram user

armin_isnotonfire while dming the instagram user simple_spawnof_satan

They meant to say really

This spaghetti is telaly good
Oh telaly?
Yeah you should telaly try it :)

by simple_spawnof_satan August 29, 2017

telaptic

adjective (noun:telapty), subtype of telepathy, special connection between two exact people, that gives them the ability to predict what the other is going to do or say;

Telaptic has everything of which human brain could do.A londrinic-fortuna ability which makes human development possible.

by aylinnish December 13, 2019

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020