Tease off

When you and your partner or someone are sexually teasing each other to see who can break first

So you’re with him?

- oh No it’s just that him and I are in a tease off right now and he’s losing.

by Ayla69 December 13, 2020

Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

Link Tease

A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.

Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.

by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010

puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013

lesbian tease

A straight girl who claims to be a new found lesbian and leads on/flirts with lesbians to make them think she is interested just to leave them in the end for a boy after she realizes she isnt a lesbian

"Ashley totally told me that she came out and that she was into me but now she has a boyfriend??"

"She's such a lesbian tease"

by Lunchlover8969012 May 30, 2014

German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.

Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!

by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014