Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass

Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.

by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo July 23, 2008

Orgasmic Tears

Is when you have an orgasm and its so good that you start crying. cause its so intense.
and it feels like time stops, and its so quit and peaceful,

Talk about Orgasmic tears, that was sooo intense ;)

by Naakis April 15, 2007

Tear Drop

When a guy is jacking off and he cums and it gets her right below the eye and it runs down her face like tear drops.

Man my woman looked like she was crying last night, why becuase i gave her a tear drop.

by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014

alligator tears

line from the Tegan and Sara song "Alligator" off of their record Sainthood.

meaning fake, deceptive tears in order to con someone.

line from the song:

"Sensitive, it's true. Alligator tears cried over you."

by frameworkjace January 2, 2010