dime trapping

Getting a "dime" pregnant in order to keep her from leaving you.

Man it's some fine girls in here tonight. I think I'm going dime trapping!

by Money Mase November 6, 2010

Snatch trapping

The heterosexual female form of cock blocking.

Suzie is such a slut, she is always snatch trapping.

I can't believe that hoe just snatch trapped me.

by longrod vonbigdong February 28, 2011

Cherry Topping

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it. Like a sundae, with whipped cream!

Guy jizzes on the top of partners head, then dips his balls in it.

by Solid Stryfe November 14, 2004

fly-tipping

An environmental crime whereby the perpetrator engages in unautorized dumping of waste.

Fly-tipping is now under crack-down in England.

by JustJen March 15, 2005

Tappin' The Gucci

When a guy picks up a really hot slut and fucks her really hard.

"You should have seen me Tappin' The Gucci, she was froffin so hard, I was ballin out of control!"

by Mad Guru June 15, 2009

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012