taplash

What it's called when you slap your dick across someone's face. See also cockslap

That mark on Lisa's face is from when Mark taplashed her.

by MeatBall11 May 8, 2005

TAPOS

Is an anagram for Trashy Ass Piece of Shit, usually when referring to cars, especially old ugly ones. Most often used when a TAPOS cuts you off or is moving too slow in front of you. It can also be used as an insult, but in moderation.

That mother f-ing TAPOS of a car needs to move outta the way!!!

by Mbizzle from Seattizzle August 11, 2010

tacolgando

Tacos made out of dick meat!!!

SAFETY Pete loves to eat tacolgando

by King dingiling April 2, 2020

taple

America word meaning default; in a default way; indifferent

Before the circus clown stared down another line of cream pies, he wished he had chosen a more taple career.

Bob was hoping his bad day would improve to at least taple

by Unililly July 30, 2008

Topologize

To assess the topological assets of a female

As soon as saw Karen I topologized her. She had good ratio between the maximum extension of her torso and the minimum. In fact it was so good I popped a boner.

by Math John June 11, 2012

Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.

Hey, Tadpole, what's up?

by allison r. December 1, 2006

Taple

It's when you have to tape and staple so take the staple and tape cause you'll need them!

Your going to have to taple the rules and regulations of the office in diffrent location in the office.

by RustyPixie8808 May 20, 2008