Flip the table

An action taken when an individual becomes so frustrated with a game or task that they seek not only to give up, but to do so in a fashion sufficiently expressing their anger. Though most often used to refer to tabletop or card games (Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, etc.), it can be used for any game or job.

See also rage quit

"That move was total bull! You didn't deserve to win, that was all luck!"
"Whoa, no need to flip the table."

by PsykoMutt May 27, 2016

farm to table

Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.

See wiki definition.

Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.

by sideshowmaster October 11, 2016

Drinking someone under the table

To drink more then your foe

Drinking someone under the table is you being less drunk the person you're drinnking with

by Kazaum July 14, 2006

Tabernac

it's the Canadian French version of goddamn it. Its taken just as seriously by bible beaters there too.

Canadian Friend: Tabernac! I just stubbed my toe on a potato!
American Friend: Why are you beating on my potato with your goddamn toe!

by tabbygrl June 19, 2015

Table Wank

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

So I was over at my friends place for dinner and I totally table wanked while they cut the cheese.

by Jaswern February 24, 2010

Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly; get out of here

Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

by Mscd1128 June 22, 2006

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005