Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.

The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.

by Chapter XI July 18, 2016

Trumpcare

Something that should have nener happened because to have Trumpcare,Trump has to actually care about people..and when has that ever happened?

Man,Trumpcare is a scam!
I know!

by Kantelope March 23, 2017

Trumphole

A dick who publicly expresses racist, bigoted, homophobic, or religious extremist behavior meant to mistreat other human beings as a means to validate their own political views. Often compensating for uncommonly small genital sizes, these morally and ethically indoctrinated Republican zealots love Donald Trump but lack empathy or comprehension beyond a Fifth-Grade reading level.

That guy who yelled "Build me my wall!" at those Mexicans was a real trumphole.

by Votey McVoteface November 17, 2016

trump word

Use of intensifiers such as - but not limited - to: 'very', 'so', 'big league' and 'much' in a way
that they could be removed and keep the sentence meaning intact. Superfluous use of intensifiers.

"He's a very terrific guy, so terrific, in fact I owe a lot to him."

"1) He very highly regards himself

2) Dude, very is a trump word"

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” - Donald Trump

by stringerbell200 December 1, 2016

TRUMPHANGER

Telling someone you have an idea that will make them big bucks but you'll tell them later because it's the best and you need to deliver it at the best time because it's huge.

I have a plan for you that you can make a fortune on, I'll tell you on sunday. Sorry for the trumphanger

by SNEAKERPUMPERNICKEL January 11, 2017

menage-a-Trump

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

by poja August 11, 2004

Trumpcult

A derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States’ deeply hypnotized “base.”

Despite the powerful draw of wearing our MAGA hats and having a chance to be on TV every month or so, I finally escaped Trumpcult before the Kool-Aid becomes mandatory.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018