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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
by centaur_star October 19, 2009
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bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay
I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again
by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)
by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007
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Tales of Symphonia

An RPG for the Gamecube produced by Namco. Has an awesome battle system and tons of length. A fast-paced adventure illuminated by very lively and lovable characters, plus an involving plot that is absolutely GREAT if you love twists. This game does not receive the true glory it deserves.

Each character in Tales of Symphonia is a masterpiece in all aspects, including dialogue, the relationship/affection system, voice, and design. Except Colette *cough* (and especially Mithos, Kratos, Raine, and maybe Lloyd...? His voice, Scott Menville, is very good).

Basically, ToS is much more deep, memorable, and especially fun to play than similar Japanese RPGs (e.g., Final Fantasy or Grandia, which to me are SACRED enough already). Everyone should experience it.
"Tales of Symphonia means everything to me. I'll revert this whole world to nothingness."
by Charry October 31, 2004
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symphony x

Amazing band, with an amazing vocalist. Russell Allen kicks all sorts of ass. His work with Symphony X and Star One is powerful. Oh yeah, and they're from Jersey, not Europe.
Symphony X's singer, Russell Allen, owns.
by a music fan... July 13, 2003
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The Simpsons

the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
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homer simpson

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
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