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Swagger-Waggon 

The recently used term by Toyota in a commercial to describe the 2011 Sienna.

Problem is, they don't know what the fuck swagger is.
Swagger-Waggon by TeK9vDomeCheks February 27, 2010

Swagger Bitch 

when a person thinks they have so much swag it makes them look like a total bitch.
Ryan- dude i have so much swag it makes u look stupid.
Daniel- Ryan, stop being such a swagger bitch.
Swagger Bitch by DaveTheGreat008 September 15, 2011

Swagger Limit 

1. The limitation of acceptable Swagger, set by a certain location/occasion

2. The maximum Swagger that an individual has, or can ever hope to, achieve. Typically, when someone passes their own Swagger Limit, they end up looking like a Poser.
1.
Person A- Dude!!
Person B- What?
Person A- What are you doing all dressed like that! We're at my grandmother's funeral!
Person A- So?
Person B- WAAAAAY over the Swagger Limit, brosef...

2.
Person A- Why's Jimmy here? He's a nobody!
Person B- And he's poppin' his collar like it's the 90s..
Person A- Definitely passed his Swagger Limit. Now he just looks like a Poser.
Swagger Limit by Makkusu January 1, 2010

swagger ninja

A swagger ninja is a person with so much swagger you can't deny it. It's very strong when you're in the presence of a swagger ninja. To become a swagger ninja, you have to take a test. There are only 6 swagger ninja's known to the world right now.
Damn, jen-gaga b.cata mligz lil't kris10 and tdauph have so much swagger, they must be swagger ninjas!

Swagger Muffin 

A tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture
Big Sister: What the fuck is the "Bæ"
Little Sister: Its what u call your boyfriend, dumbass
Big Sister: You're such a Swagger Muffin
Swagger Muffin by ThaSwaggerMuffin December 30, 2014

swagger-switch 

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).
"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."
swagger-switch by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011