spladoosh!

When something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.

I saw that Mike Patton picture that Jim sent me and SPLADOOSH!

by weej December 29, 2004

spla

Ejackulent

Bam! I hit that bitch with a shot of my love..SPLA

by Chuck Steward August 5, 2003

shpladdow

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

by Karl July 6, 2004

Splacktacular

adj. someone you find sexually desireable

damn that girl is splacktacular.

by Victor Johnson March 3, 2009

spladoopeling

the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)

Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.

by OmyObama January 27, 2010

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

spladow

a word of exclamation during sex.

"oh man....SPLADOW!"

by mollypop February 28, 2005