Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

submarine

is when you butt fuck a lady and bust a nut inside her asshole pull out and wait for your cum to drip out all the way to the front of her pussy then lick from the front of her pussy all the way to her asshole tasty

tony gave me a submarine last night damn.

by helygtown March 2, 2008

yellow submarine

An all white musical act that adds at least one token black person to it's lineup to be politicaly correct.

also see nod

By adding TNOD to the band we can now be yellow submarine!

by 4strings March 10, 2005

Submarine

to poop in the bathtub

A submarine exited my butthole. I felt its mighty force as it became submerged. To avoid the bath toy obstacles was the challenge at hand.
"I must make it to the squirrel lagoon, I must make it to the squirrel lagoon, I will"
He does... true story... try it yourself.

by CTang January 31, 2008

Oh henery submarine

When you are on a brisk swim at a pool and have a sudden erge to send a hot turd to the surface of the water, resemebling a submarine

"hey check it out, that girls gonna swim right into my oh henery submarine"

by rightcoolguy May 13, 2005

submarine

(verb) To take steps to make sure someone doesn't get hired at your place of employment.

Yo Gina, I saw your ex in here last week on an interview, but don't worry - I talked to management and submarined him.

by Dan Webster May 4, 2004

submarine

A used, filled, condom left around somebody's house. Called a sub because of shape and it's occupation by semen.

I sunk my submarine and shipwrecked her on your night stand. Sorry.

by hot carl L.U. 455 October 30, 2011