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study-maxing 

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?
study-maxing by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

study depression 

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.
Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!

Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.

Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!

Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.
study depression by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

study potato 

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.
study potato by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

study head 

Yo I know you have that test later this week, but you want some study head?
study head by Radikal123 February 5, 2018

study or love 

When your implying fucking or loving someone
John :wanna study or love Bella:of course I’m on my way;)

study anatomy 

Wow Brandon is hot, we should study anatomy.
study anatomy by Ealbloom September 29, 2018