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study-maxing 

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?
study-maxing by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

study depression 

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.
Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!

Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.

Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!

Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.
study depression by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

study potato 

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.
study potato by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

study head 

Yo I know you have that test later this week, but you want some study head?
study head by Radikal123 February 5, 2018

study or love 

John :wanna study or love Bella:of course I’m on my way;)

study anatomy 

Wow Brandon is hot, we should study anatomy.
study anatomy by Ealbloom September 29, 2018