scroogle

sing noun, /skruu-gul/ something/one that outwardly possesses the quality of being cute while being evil at heart.

"That exorcist girl is very scroogle".

by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008

Italian Stranglehold

The monopoly that the Italian Cardinals had on the Papacy of the Roman Catholic Church, most lately from 1523 to 1978. Essentially minority control of an international entity for that minority's personal gain; "a government of the Italians, by the Italians, and for the Italians." This situation has also led to Italian control of the central bureaucracy (the Curia) that persists to this day. For the most part, the Italian Cardinals feel "Vastly Entitled" to this unique status; however the rest of the Cardinals seem to think otherwise, and have consistently elected non-Italian Popes since 1978. The last two Popes have let the Curia "do its own thing" (John Paul II never really understood it and ignored it, and Benedict XVI was more concerned with the trappings of power such as the color of his own shoes and obscure scholarly pursuits than with actually leading the Church).

The Italian Stranglehold led to much corruption in the Roman Catholic Church.

by Former Wyeth Again May 3, 2013

sprongles

Semen, or more specifically, the little "love tadpoles" found therein. Often to be found liberally applied to the face and flesh pillows of "art film" actresses.

Post-vasectomy, it is believed that the remaining sprongles can back up and may present some danger of testicular rupture.

by NyIan December 10, 2008

scroogle

One of the many cute and random words Cory uses on a daily basis.

Blah blah blah scroogle blah.

by douchey pants February 24, 2005

wrangler strangler

A retarded breed of human that fucks horses, sheep, and/or cows and lives in the country. Usually seen wearing deniem pants that cut iff his or her circulation at the ankles. Thus making thier ass look huge and ugly.

"Hey dude, look at that wrangler strangler!"
"Damn, he is a wrangler starngler!"

by smellyeyes September 14, 2007

scrongle

The male groin; the junk

Don't tease my dog or he'll bite your scrongle.

by Chinpo Kemon May 31, 2018

Stoogle

When you use Google (or the internet) to find a decent convenient bathroom you need to go to the bathroom.

I had to shit, so I Stoogled a hotel and totally dropped my guts.

by dfunk2000 October 29, 2007