stroke rag

a sock or any type of cloth used for masturbation. It is a very practical tool as it provides a buffer between hand and penis and makes clean-up much easier.

It's a good idea to have a stroke rag handy when watching porn.

by aliciaparton June 3, 2010

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stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

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stroked out

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

by Cryptina March 15, 2006

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From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.

"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010

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stroke game

when a male or female has a good or bad ability to ride(fuck) anotha person(preferably of da opposite sex) at a good steady pace

1. Man dis one bitch had mad "stroke game" las nite.
2. Girl i was wit Antoine last nite and his "stroke game" was helly good.
3. Aye Shaun i was wit Shari las nite and nigga her "stroke game" wasn't all dat good.

by September Rush August 8, 2009

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Mexican Stroke

The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.

Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.

by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011

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