in-store movie

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.

Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!

by TheWorks December 14, 2009

Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet

Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later

by Tom Pette January 13, 2022

The UPS Store

The Ultimate The UPS Store Exists in Wayne Pa

Dennis, Michael, Akeem, and Maria are The Ultimate The UPS Store

by GroundPile January 1, 2012

Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

by Adam Skrodzki May 11, 2006

hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008