Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet

Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later

by Tom Pette January 14, 2022

something store

An online store that sells the randomness.

I want something from Something Store for my birthday!

by memoknapp May 27, 2010

farm store

The Royal Farms stores are often called this in the baltimore area

let's go down the farm store and get some chicken and western fries

by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020

Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019

The UPS Store

The Ultimate The UPS Store Exists in Wayne Pa

Dennis, Michael, Akeem, and Maria are The Ultimate The UPS Store

by GroundPile December 13, 2011

Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

by Adam Skrodzki May 01, 2006

hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson December 09, 2007