My girlfriend Amy and I were at the beach last Saturday and you should've seen this girl in this bikini. I literally popped a socket. Fortunately Amy didn't see me or I would've been seriously screwed.
by rocketman1 September 22, 2006
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Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
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Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
by joe9999999 September 13, 2007
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a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school.
by stockton soccer player May 13, 2005
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