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Mannheim Steamroller

Originating in America, a Mannheim Steamroller is a sexual act that presents itself as having German roots. This act can be between a man and a woman or, in some cases, two men. The receiving partner first defecates while neglecting to wipe. After that, the man initiates anal sex, using the fresh poo as lubrication. As the grand finale approaches, the man pulls out and "rolls" his member on the upper lip region, leaving a streak of poo and semen, slightly resembling Hitler's mustache.
Man: during the holiday season, I love to give my girlfriend the gift of Mannheim Steamroller.

Friend: you mean that lame musical group?!?

Man: hell no! I mean THE Mannheim Steamroller - the single greatest sexual act in the whole wide world!
by ColfaxSteamer December 20, 2009
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Kristen Stewart

A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.
Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
by lovelygiirl1234 September 2, 2010
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Steamrolled

After you take a large hit of marijuana from a steamroller pipe and you can't stop coughing. And therefore that person got steamrolled
"Tim! You just got STEAMROLLED!"
by Patrick Hickory December 9, 2008
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Steamroller Picnic

Steamroller Picnic has a long and rich history as a premier cover band in the north-east and mid-atlantic regions. 15 years and over 2000 performances later puts them among the top 3% of successful bands nationwide. Good times and good music is what it is all about.
Philly Cover Band Rock 'n Roll Party Jersey Shore Steamroller Picnic
by set it straight April 16, 2010
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
Name one Actress that smokes weed?

Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.

Good One!
by MotoDef204 June 28, 2010
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Rod Stewart

Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."
by Fender-Strat September 5, 2011
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Stewart

Stewart is a kind and caring person who takes pride in his friends, he is often seen charming the ladies with his cheeky grin and showing off with his bulging muscles and well toned body. Stewart is a good lover and really knows what woman want, he gives them the experience of their life due to his well endowed equipment and understanding of females. once a female falls for a stewart its impossible to let go or forget!
I want to know a Stewart.

Thats a beautiful Stewart.

Look at the Muscles on that Stewart.
by MasterChild8767 June 18, 2011
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