Slarting

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

Sparkling Shiraz

Receiving a golden shower from a menstruating woman.

When she asked to give me a golden shower I didn't realize she was on the rag. Ended up covered in Sparkling Shiraz.

by Oxford Dictionary of Awesome February 16, 2020

Sparkling Angel

A lover that pulls you in with her or his charm, and ends up tearing your heart out with deceit.

She made promises, and deceived me right from the start aka a Sparkling angel.

by Aka86 December 10, 2020

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

Starting Shit

Not partaking in mostly all illegal activity.

“Pass that shit to Josh... nah, he said he didn’t want any. What the fuck is that faggot starting shit in my room for?! -Chill he a cool cop.”

by famdolljo$h September 7, 2019