Take a stab at my gut 

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

Take a stab at my gut by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Butt Stab 

A situation or a series of events when the truth and the best course of action is realized by an individual and when shared within the group becomes the solution that someone else takes credit for.

God Damn the widget machine is fucked up and Frank fixed it, but I am going to Butt Stab him to the boss.

Butt Stab by sleeper x April 16, 2011

Internet Stab 

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.

IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!

Internet Stab by asd103045 January 18, 2008

Vaga-stab 

When you stab someone in the vagina. Similar to cunt punch.

The bitch wouldn't suck my shit so i gave her a vaga-stab.

Vaga-stab by Ndiesel April 6, 2009

anal stab

when you get butt fucked repedativeley untill you bleed.

dang dude,i got such a bad anal stab lastnight that i cant even walk.

anal stab by audrey gilMORE November 11, 2007

weiner-stab 

a strong stab to the weiner using a sharp weapon.

That guy of there just gave me a weiner-stab because i banged his girlfriend

weiner-stab by Bang Cox May 10, 2008

Neck Stab 

When a guy is getting a blowjob, he pulls out of the girls mouth and stabs her in the neck with his penis.

Dude, I totally neck stabbed that chick last night!

Neck Stab by Ninjalord October 26, 2009