someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.
by Zanninu April 16, 2024
Get the Squatch mug.For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.
A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.
I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.
So Squatch-Blossom
A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.
I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.
So Squatch-Blossom
A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
Get the thunder squatch mug.A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.
by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016
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