Susej

The spelling of Jesus backward. Has a nice booty if you are into that, AND FUCK YOU FOR SHITTING ON THE BIBLE

WHY IS THE SUSEJ RAW

by DATMAN!)! May 20, 2018

scusemesir

An aggressive type of panhandler who tries to 'politely' get your attention while refusing to be ignored. A scusemesir starts his pitch with the phrase "scusemesir?!" repeated louder and louder until you acknowledge him and/or he moves on to his next mark. Unfortunate souls who make eye contact and/or stop will be treated to one or more pre-fabricated sob stories designed to empty their pockets of change and/or small bills. The best (and really only) defense is to keep walking and pretend you're deaf.

Yesterday when I got off the subway I was dumb enough to make eye contact with a scusemesir. It cost me all my change from lunch to get the bastard to leave me alone. I gotta grow a thicker skin one of these days.

by badong May 5, 2014

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017

Spute

When something is both spooky and cute.

Hey, Rachael is looking pretty spute today.

by Sputie 3.14 July 19, 2017

Suuse

A spicy flavoring.

Jamal loves hot suuse.

by SeeBlow November 3, 2017

sause me

similar to "hit me."
Give me the "thing"

i.e., sause me the sause: give me the source

by ahhhhhlo December 18, 2017