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Sperm garage

Usually refers to ass of female person with questionable morale, better known as whore or slut. Sometimes sperm garage can refers to that whore person itself.
*Situation one

Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"

*Situation 2

Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"

Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
by CawkReider November 20, 2018
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Shremple

A place of worship towards Shrek. It is the words shrek and temple and puts them together to make Shremple. Commonly used by people who follow shrekism which is a religion with Shrek as our lord. Most of these people are part of the shrek cult. I am a proud member of the Shrek cult. SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!!!!
Come to the Shremple for a worship service tomorrow!
by ShrekTheGod327 December 1, 2019
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sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
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Sperm Witch

A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 7, 2020
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SPAEM

One meaning:
Spam
Post
Advertise
Entertain
More!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 23, 2021
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Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
by P'dusse July 3, 2022
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sperm pet

a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet

cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
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