Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 6, 2003

spoon

someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

by babydunn October 28, 2003

Spooning

when someone can't complete a video game by themselves and needs help every step of the way. says they can do it by themselves but when left to it, immediately asks for help, usually on obvious parts that everyone doesn't even need to think about.derives from the term 'spoon fed', brought about by Andy Stokes.

"how do i get him up there"
"walk"
"Spooning !!"

by randomness051 February 7, 2009

spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".

kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!

by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008

Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 6, 2017

Spoon

Something to say when somebody looks hot.

Her: How do I look?
You: Girl you a spoon
Or
*Scrolling through Instagram*
*sees post of friend lookin cute*
*You comment 'spoon'*

by kingdomking June 14, 2018