splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.

Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.

by Erin ES May 2, 2008

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

by doughnuts July 26, 2007

splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"

Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)

by Rick Alimonti September 8, 2003

splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

by ericccc September 16, 2008