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splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate
1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair
by Guy January 20, 2005
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Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.
And they said it wasn't possible...
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010
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sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
by Erin ES May 2, 2008
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Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.
Check out that chick's splooge target.
by doughnuts July 26, 2007
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splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"
Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)
by Rick Alimonti September 8, 2003
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splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical
That Adam is a major splooger.
by ericccc September 16, 2008
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