splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

by EmmBee February 4, 2005

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Junk sling

A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.

Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock

by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

sapling

A fan of inthelittlewood also known as Martyn

Fred: What are you watching?
Bob: Inthelittlewood livestream
Fred: You're a sapling too?

by kisakisaable October 12, 2011

selin thought

A dirty, often sexual or inappropriate thought derived from an otherwise innocent phrase.

Your fishing rod is larger than mine.... what? oh... SELIN THOUGHT!

by thetoadman December 15, 2009