Floating Spit

When someone salivates in the air, causing the wind to carry it away into the wondrous atmosphere.

"Omg, Maria i swear there was floating spit outside in the parking lot of Target."

by Hannah0072 November 27, 2011

Ho-spital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.

Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

spit game

To use charm, wit, humor, or other means to verbally let a female know that you are interested in her.

Often includes compliments and other forms of flattery that will hopefully end in a phone number which leads to a date, which leads to hot sex.

Guy: "Hello miss, my name is _____, very nice to meet you. How you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I'm _____. Good thanks."
Guy: (out loud) "You're looking very beautiful if I may say so"
Guy: (to himself) 'Man I wanna fuck this chick! She got some big tittays!'
Girl: "Awww...thanks"

An example of spitting game.

by ACG2x November 5, 2004

Spit Slosh

The little amount of beer left in bottles, cans, cups, etc. that nobody ever wants to finish. Spit Slosh is warm, flat, and the main reason for leaky garbage bags at parties. It can most commonly be found in beer pong cups after a sloppy game.

Girl: "Hey can I get some of your beer?"

Guy: "Sure you can just finish it I was about to grab a new one anyway."

Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own, I don't want your Spit Slosh."

by WEEZY<3 February 24, 2009

Spit-Roast

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.

Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!

by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017

spicy twicey

Hot and spicy food that burns first in the mouth, and burns a second time in the act of defecation.

You should be careful: that Thai Chili Stirfry is no doubt spicy twicey.

1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.

by Neologian-PJG April 26, 2012