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SPEED IS KEY

one of most jacksepticeyes most famous quotes
SPEED IS KEY!!!!!!

dont deny it
by bleach my eyes January 3, 2020
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forbidden speedbag

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.
Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag
by Randy W June 12, 2008
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Pussywhipped Speed

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.
(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!
by Rilla907 September 3, 2009
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Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.
Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009
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speedy speed boy

a Eurobeat song made by Marko Polo. It was used in the Illegal Street Racing anime "Initial D" in their 2nd Season in 1999 and most likely to be heard in Car Memes.

People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*

SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
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lesbian speed

the speed at which lesbians fall in love and start making lifelong plans after about a week
me and my girlfriend met a month ago and we already have 2 dogs together!

wow, talk about lesbian speed.
by nosebleedingcunt November 29, 2019
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biden speech

something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct
Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic...
by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020
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