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Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.
'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'
by Little luxuries April 18, 2015
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Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).
Friend- “I’m pregnant
You- *gasps in Spanish*
by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020
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spanish boy

A boy of hispanic or latin decent usually the finest boy on the block. His accent and good looks are what girls of all races dread for.
G: Damn did you see the new spanish boy that moved in next door?

A: Yah, he is so hot.
by Gabrielle Ficher May 31, 2004
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spanseller

a dildo,a painfully large out of this world cock, the loch ness monster, a good time, a word on an nw singers folder.
"a spanseller! that's just what i wanted for christmas!"

"what's that written on my folder? spanseller?"

"holy hell that's the biggest spanseller i've ever seen!"
by olijusbrit January 10, 2009
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Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.
Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!
by Will Dish February 26, 2010
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Spanish Sandwich

A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.
''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''

i'm put you in the sandwich
by encyclopaedo November 22, 2010
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Spanish 3H

The worst Spanish class on the face of the planet. If you take Spanish 3H, you will end up failing. The material is dumb cultural things that you do not understand.

Somehow the conversations always revert back to Gloria from the tv show, Modern Family.
Boy 1: I'm failing Spanish 3H right now.
Boy 2: Who do you have?
Boy 1: Mrs. Palmada
Boy 2: oh, that explains it.
by Let'sgetreal November 4, 2011
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