In soviet russia...

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

by OuchyGrouchy March 1, 2005

In Soviet Russia...

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

Soviet Kitsch

When one performs the act of copulation when the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

"And we did the Soviet Kitsch, and my dick was all bloody!"

by DI-Unit June 24, 2005

Soviet_Agent

A total asshole, Faggot in Clan Soviet
Aka Daniel M.
Celebrity in the Starcraft Community

Man, Fuck Soviet_Agent, he never comes on bnet.

by JoJo233 October 18, 2008

Soviet dupe

Someone who believes what they hear from a provacateur agent and proceeds to ruin any number of person's lives, including teir own, without knowing why.

People who believe professional incantations are Soviet dupes; you should probably look in the mirror before you begin witch-hunting.

by theexorcist January 12, 2010

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010

Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 24, 2012