Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

Soggy Rocket

The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time

Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.

by CaptainPopopo February 8, 2018

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

by irondeath March 10, 2017