Snow Day

A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!

Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.

by Distance4life February 11, 2010

snow pioneer

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.

We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!

by Pbu March 8, 2008

dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.

When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.

by MTnTX November 25, 2019

snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.

I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.

by Peter W.N. May 7, 2008

thunder snow

When Mother Nature decides to kick it up an extra notch, because regular snow just isn't exciting enough.

You'd think 50mph winds and a freezing blizzard would be enough, but then we got Thunder Snow. Mother Nature must be on the rag.

by irishppldrnkalot February 21, 2011

Snow pirate

A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn

Jacobs girlfriend was a snow pirate at the party last night

by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020

snow dreads

The amusing locks that form when falling snow accumulates in long, loose hair.

Dude, I got hard, icy pseudo-dreads from walking in the snow with my thick, flowing mane untied, giving me an ice-vampire vibe.I shall christen them snow dreads. Nice:)

by DJ Dogman December 16, 2005