sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.

“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”

by Hough Januss June 9, 2018

Doobie Smoothie

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!

Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The SAGGY WAFFLE! August 8, 2010

lime smoothie

When a man has his penis out then the girl proceeds to put her fingers on the tip and then spread the hole apart then she sneezes into it and the guy ejects it all over her face.

lime smoothie:when you want to go crazy

by freehugs123456789 January 1, 2012

Tuna Smoothie

What you order when eating out a land whale.

"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."

by Cuntty McCunterson January 10, 2012

Cherry Smoothie

A nickname given to a boy who is incredibly smooth and sweet and lovable, just like a real cherry smoothie is!

Devon, you are such a cherry smoothie!

by Amber G September 27, 2005

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Chicken Smoothie

A site that used to be fun, but now is filled with furries and wierdos with role playing games

Oh you play Chicken Smoothie? Your such a furrie!

by CHICKEN_S_M_O_O_T_H_I_E April 9, 2017