Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012

smear chucker

A person who throws around a lot of lies and bullshit about another person

That bitch is spreading lies about who I sleep with. She's a real smear chucker

by twistyoursister March 27, 2015

Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015