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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
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Smeared Whitney

A mid or below white girl
Did you see Tyron's new girl stacy? She's below mid. She's a smeared whitney.
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
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Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance
Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist
by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019
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smear chucker

A person who throws around a lot of lies and bullshit about another person
That bitch is spreading lies about who I sleep with. She's a real smear chucker
by twistyoursister March 27, 2015
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Cold Smeared Face

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo
by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021
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Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will
He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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