Small Talk Walk 

The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.

There were simply too many people in the parking lot to make his Small Talk Walk very effective.

Small Talk Walk by Shane Harris September 9, 2005

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

National small dick day by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

small-town syndrome 

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.

God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!

small-town syndrome by szechwean December 30, 2009

Small Potatoes 

small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity

comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked

Those coins are small potatoes; we're not going to use them later on

Small Potatoes by stanzz October 28, 2006

small penis car 

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.

A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis

small penis car by Anonymous R April 16, 2006

mikey small

A lil body lookin white boi with no jumper

I saw a mikey small at the gym he was some rubbish

mikey small by Hdbeve ssnjebdvddv January 3, 2017

get small 

Getting high.

Often used by members of the earlier years of Gen X or those who have recently discovered/are way too into the comedy career of Steve Martin who did a bit about "getting small," using it as a bizarre kind of antonym-based euphemism for smoking marijuana ("getting HIGH" vs "getting SMALL") and juxtaposed it with images of tiny people imbibing maijuana and speaking squeakily.

"Hey, dude, let's smoke until we get small so we can swim in the bong water!"

get small by FerventlyChilled October 6, 2017