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Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.
Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.
Bohemian Crap-Slap by Shleeee January 1, 2019

Camel Slap 

camel slap is the female version of a tea bag.
aw man, chelsie just gave emma the ole camel slap!
Camel Slap by ~Fester December 20, 2008

How Can She Slap 

The appropriate verbal response after bitch slapping a chick who hit you first.
guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.

bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!

guy - you go.

bitch - *slaps guy*

guy - *slaps bitch harder*

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
How Can She Slap by Flipyoutoo November 3, 2008
verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
cock slap by goodaaron March 19, 2003

goldfish slap 

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
goldfish slap by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Slap Ass October 

In October everyone is aloud to slap each other’s ass’s and not get in trouble girls can slap a guys and obviously guys can slap girls😏
“Omg Jake Tyler slapped my ass”-Anna

“Well it is slap ass October”-jake