Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.

Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"

by A knee slapper April 6, 2013

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS

by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009

chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.

yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!

by J.W.Lee April 8, 2009

beat the slapper

game where girls compete to see who can kiss the most amount of guys in a night.
generally played around the age of 14.

"why is she kissing that minger?"
"we're playing beat the slapper"

by hepburn May 14, 2008

Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008