skater mouse

Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

SkaterPoser

A dick who stands around at a skate park or walks around with a skateboard to make them,selves look cool, but cant skate.
They also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
Note: Beginer Skaters who are just learning are not pores

Skater tries to do a 720 triple 360 flip of a 10 foot ramp but falls on the landing.
SkaterPoser: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
Skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand

poser runs off in shame
skater: fag...

by sk84erlife October 17, 2011

skater girl

a girl who skates and is totally underestimated by guys. usually hangs out with a group of guys, and she usually has no idea, but they are all in love with her. and when challengeng to a skate comp. she will kick the dude's ass who challeneged her. not to be mixed up with sk8r grrl. i sk8r grrl is someone who owns a skateboard, and carries it around with her, listning and dressing like avril lavigne. real skater girls are usually very tough.

sk8r grrl: (singing to avril lavigne sk8r boi) he was a sk8r boi, she said see ya l8r boi he wasn't good..
skater girl: what the hell are you singing?
sk8r grrl: skater boi, i live and breath skate
skater girl: go over ther and do an ollie.
sk8r girl:ok, skate or die!!! (walks over and steps on the board, then falls on her ass)
skater girl:shame

by rachel . December 27, 2006

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

skate rape

The act of kicking someone repeatedly while wearing ice skates.

Ivan skate raped that hobo last night.

by Slick & Ivan April 21, 2011

ice skater

a speed skater, hockey player, figure skater, ice dancer, etc. the term "ice skater" is not actually all that specific, evn tho ppl often translate it as figure skater. if u were looking 4 a definition on figure skater then i suggest u search for figure skater bcuz that will prolly b much more helpful......a figure skater is an ice skater but an ice skater is not necessarily a figure skater.

meghan, fred, harry, kathryne, tommy, anna, and jeff are all ice skaters, even though meghan and fred are ice dancers, harry is a figure skater, tommy is a speed skater, and kathryne and anna play hockey.

by i, me, and myself September 27, 2005

skyatty hoe

To be the omega hoe, the biggest hoe of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them. could also be used to describe a man hoe

guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's hoe-ing all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty hoe, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
guy four: "I saw this man try fucking with my man such a man skyatt"

(just examples and made up names)
<3 love ya

by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019