skoff

Skoff. Its a term in blogging where you write about anything that is random. Its called skoffing.

Hey, what the hell u doing on wordpress..

Nothin, just skoffing a little.

by Skoffer November 26, 2011

sifferent

When you meet a SIF (Secret Internet Fatty) in real life and they look different from all the pictures they've sent you.

"Oh...you look sifferent from your profile pic."

by good worker bee February 14, 2013

skliff

a bunch of weed in a piece of paper

lets roll a skliff, 'blunt'

by ecnawa May 12, 2018

skeff

someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy

dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know

by PK Mercle August 20, 2008

Shiffle

To "shuffle/cough etc nervously" or to "look shifty" etc so as to deliberately and humourously imply some semblence of guilt/culpability. Mostly used in chatrooms where the action of "shiffling" can't be physically seen.

Chatroomname1: It's not like you fancy the guy or anything!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!

by random_raven July 29, 2009

Skirf

A skirt that is of similar length to the width of a scarf, and should ultimately not be worn in public but often is...

That girl's skirf barely covers her butt.

by Lariel March 8, 2011

skoffin'd

To screw up, fuck up, or get key decisions wrong.

Sadly, he skoffin'd up the choice. What a n00b.

by Caranage October 10, 2009