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A skirt that is of similar length to the width of a scarf, and should ultimately not be worn in public but often is...

That girl's skirf barely covers her butt.

Skirf by Lariel March 8, 2011

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skirf

shut up. be quiet.

no boy never make a skirf when you done rest your head.

skirf by jusanovaday January 8, 2012

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skirf

the outer rim of the pocket

skirf-diving

a form of competitive out-of-water diving where one plunges into the depths of another's pockets, whether it be in their pants or jacket.

i ripped my skirf

would you like to skirf-dive with me?

skirf by skirf man December 22, 2003

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skirminkel

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.

What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak

skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

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Skiff

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

Skiff by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

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whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

whistling skinflaps by WKid May 24, 2006

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skinfant

A term that one refers to their pet if it does not contain hair or fur

I have to leave work because my skinfant needs a walk

skinfant by Mldsg April 1, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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