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skateboard 

a deadly strain of the ebola virus which targets members of the ape family at christmas dinners and other social gatherings where someones dignity is at stake.
we were forced to kill the lot of them, when they drank a bad batch of banana daquiris and caught a dose of skateboard"
skateboard by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003

skateboard kick 

A kick that when used correctly will make the opponent fall over on their back or stomach and as the attacker rides them like a skateboard
I skateboard kicked that guy down the stairs
skateboard kick by Firehearth February 16, 2015

skateboarding 

the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!
ME: dude, skateboarding sucks... OTHER GUY: yes, and anyone who skates is a stupid fuck!!!
skateboarding by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005

skateboarding 

skateboarding is gay and people only do it to try and get girls and be cool!which there not.. if u want to know a cool sport do BMX.its a lot better than skakteboarding.
"Im cool because i skateboard. u see this scar, i got it from trying to kickflip a set of stairs.o by the way i really got this scar from playing with my self"
skateboarding by ur mom has it March 13, 2005

kentucky skateboard 

the act of taking a shit on your partners chest then thrusting your foot along as you would ride a skateboard.
duuuuuude, i was banging this chick last night and after i finished, she said she wanted a kentucky skateboard...

skateboarding 

do you want to go skateboarding by the lake? by skateboarding i mean having sex and by lake i mean your apartment.
skateboarding by jeremyortam March 20, 2008