lady sheriff

Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if

noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law

verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up

Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.

I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.

Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.

by Lady Sheriff October 3, 2008

Jello Sheriff

Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"

You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?

by DjDelmo January 8, 2022

Sheriffed

To make an absolute fuckjob of any/everything possible and then pass the blame to anyone/thing

Fuck I've sheriffed this job to the bollocks

by Sherifftimson July 6, 2017

Sleeping like a sheriff

When you're tired as an old sheriff after an long day of chasin' around them duke boys.

Luke: "I'm so tired dude."
David: "I know, I'mma be sleeping like a sheriff tonight."

by bebeloved September 28, 2009

Sheriff

A obscene or really nasty smell

Eww sheriff!! Who did that?

by Chris Reade April 30, 2006

Striffle

to stick your dong in an ear

Brian got striffled so hard

by ghettomang64530 February 1, 2007

shiffy

Girls naturally born with bad attitudes, which are reflected in there ugly "shit faces"

Here comes "shiffy" the mean faced girl down the hall who constantly shoots us dirty glares.

by yeahyo September 4, 2007