shredded

Shredded:when you high as fuck and you know your not coming down for a long ass time

Guy1: wanna nother hit?
Guy2 nah but thanks I’m absolutely shredded dude...

by anonymous October 19, 2020

shredded

to be salted, or insulted

guy 1: man i have so many friends everone likes me

guy 2:huh? no nowon likes you, you have no freindss. do us all a favor and die.....shredded

by thecoolkidfromdownthestreet April 26, 2009

Shredded

A word coined by a group of teens in the Seattle area. It quickly caught on and now hundreds, maybe thousands of teens in the Washington area are now using the word in a variety of ways.

1) Something cool, to be envious of.

2) To be wasted, trashed, drunk...

3) To be high or tripping, especially on hallucinogenic drugs.

1) "That new t-shirt is so shredded, man!"

2) "Aw, man. You were so shredded last night! How you feeling this morning?"

3) "I'm shredding so hard right now!"

by art-freak17 August 17, 2009

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

SUPER SPREADER

-Orgy

An orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity.
It was reminiscent of a scene from a Roman orgy.

...a drunken orgy.

Synonyms: party

Coronavirus: Outbreak at Welsh hospital sparked by 'super spreader event'

by WontedPoem3 September 30, 2020

Super Spreader

A highly contagious individual who spreads contagions throughout the workplace.

Watch out for Dolores, she has been a super spreader at the facility.

by Transporter 47 October 8, 2020

Spreader

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004