French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

redneck shower

When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.

Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!

justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.

Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!

by SeanB85 February 11, 2007

Showerheading

To stimulate ones genitals with the water of a shower head.

Did you hear about Elizabeth showerheading in her freshman year??

by gtom September 20, 2010

bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

Showa

Nang; Very good; Something which is good and/or liked.

That is a showa drawing!

by Somebody?! October 17, 2006

Shower Fart

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.

I had the worst shower fart this morning

by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010

Shawarma

Scary, but tasty meal consisting of Mediterranian spiced hicken or beef cooked on a revolving spit, wrapped up in a soft, warm pita along with veggies such as tomatoe, parsely, hommus, pickled turnips, lettuce, onion (sprinkled with Sumac), all doused with garlic, sweet & sour, &/or tahini sauce. Similar to Greek Gyro or Middle-Eastern Donair (Doner) kebobs. Ottawa Canada has more Shawarma shacks than anywhere outside downtown Lebanon.

Let's get some Shawarma's after we finish drinking in Hull (if we don't hook up with any velvet-taco's)!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003