Scruff Puff

A vagina that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley.

I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.

Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.

You need to smooth out your scruff puff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Scumfuck

The lowliest slur used to describe a close friend who removed you from a PlayStation party.

Fuck off , you scumfuck bastard.

by Christipherrobbins. August 23, 2022

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)

Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011

Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.

Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.

by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011

scoffield

1) A charecter from the hit TV series "Prison Break"
2) A greeting between two males

"My name is Michael Scoffield"
"Scoffield....PI!!!!!"

by Ashwath July 14, 2006

Scruff crums

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.

man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"

by Chumscruff October 19, 2009

Scumface

somebody with really unpleasant face, weird face

Scumface, as jerk face, ugly, awful looking, terrible posture, weirdo

by dubzyB November 28, 2011